work in a clean room
cut nails before procedure
wear gloves.
To relieve nightmares-
soak the brain in an ice bath for 5 min.
run the tip of your little finger softly between gyri and sulci
clean out the crevices and tightly held folds
scrub gently between menisci
peel out the membrane separating hemispheres
soak in ice for 5 min before replacing.
To relieve general stress due to continuous usage-
exfoliate tension along the stem
moisturize with vaseline till the surface glows plump
massage each lobe for 10 minutes
let the eyes cool at 4 degrees celsius
in a dark glass container for the duration of this procedure.
To restart the brain-
replace gently in the bony hollow
reattach eyes and spine
close softly along fault lines
stitch back keratin
switch on after a rest in a photon free environment for 30 min*
repeat procedure every six months for optimal usage.
*The power button can be found just behind the ear lobe. A gob of spit is released when pressed down.
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